Dr. Desoto

"Do you remeber that childhood book about the dentist mouse that operated on foxes-I think it was called Dr. Desoto but i dont remember"

Nothing makes you lose weight faster than not being able to eat. After someone commented on my last blogged i weighed myself and realized i have dropped like 7 lbs. I finally made it to the dentist this morning(thanks to Moya who called at 8 am to remind me) and heard those fatal two words...

Root Canal.

I always heard that the root canal is like the holy grail of painful dentistry. Whenever someone is trying to calm me down they usually say something like "well its not like a root canal or anything", which is akin to "This isn't brain surgery". But now im going to have one on my top left tooth number 14 (the wannabe molar tooth right before your real molars start). I'm happy that i can finally be able to eat somewhat normally. Though this is keeping me in the bay an extra two weeks...

That 'procedure' will be going down tuesday at 8am. Send your good energy and thoughts....

Speaking of maladies. While peacefully sleeping in my bed, I was malaciously attacked by some bug that has left about 10 bites on my stomach. they itch like a mothafucka. And i plan an all out raid in my room to bring this bug to justice.

Other annoyances in my life besides root canals and mosquito bites?

That friggin R. Kelly song thats like an hour long and keeps getting longer....


the closet, the closet, the closet

--alii