Monday, December 20, 2010

I hate

having to ask questions through another question.

Like

Oh are you allergic to something? when I really want to ask, 'who the fuck busted your eye that its so swollen?'

Especially when her kids are right next to her.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

What the fuck is this?

Me: (Black 27 y/o female) I took my car to the shop
Man:(Black, white, Asian, Latino, Biracial aged 10-110 MALE) What was wrong with your car?
Me: I needed a new alternator belt
Man(no car experience whatsovever, chest puffed out like a puffin) What kinda car you got?
Me: 98 Civic LX
Man: How much you pay him
ME:75 dollars
Man: Hmm i would have done it for 40(yeah the fuck right)

Man 2: (Same description) How much you pay to have that done
ME: 40 dollars
Man 2: You paid waaaay too much- I would have doe it for you for 20 dollars (like i would have let him near my car in the first place)

Man 3: How much he charge you to fix that alternator belt?
ME: Well she did it for free
Man 3: Free- naw if you'd have let me do it, I would have done it for free and thrown in a free flush...


...you cant win

Monday, December 13, 2010

bad poetry (and Im stuck)

Today
is cold
and the patrons are
special.

Monday- where did my weekend go?