What the fuck is this?

Me: (Black 27 y/o female) I took my car to the shop
Man:(Black, white, Asian, Latino, Biracial aged 10-110 MALE) What was wrong with your car?
Me: I needed a new alternator belt
Man(no car experience whatsovever, chest puffed out like a puffin) What kinda car you got?
Me: 98 Civic LX
Man: How much you pay him
ME:75 dollars
Man: Hmm i would have done it for 40(yeah the fuck right)

Man 2: (Same description) How much you pay to have that done
ME: 40 dollars
Man 2: You paid waaaay too much- I would have doe it for you for 20 dollars (like i would have let him near my car in the first place)

Man 3: How much he charge you to fix that alternator belt?
ME: Well she did it for free
Man 3: Free- naw if you'd have let me do it, I would have done it for free and thrown in a free flush...


...you cant win