Whats your sign girl...

I love how black people always blame their behavior on the zodiac. When people ask me what my sign is...I'm tempted to lie and say the wrong one just to hear them say"yeah I knew it, I could tell you were [enter said sign here] by the way you be actin.."

Listening to people analyze ones zodiac sign used to be my favorite pastime when i used to accompany my mother to the beauty shop. Whenever someone mentioned a man doing something crazy, the hairdresser would inevitably ask, "what sign is he?..Yeah girl, you need to watch them [enter said sign here] they act a fool when it comes to commitment"

So my grandmother, mother, sister and I are all the same sign. Yet we act as different as night and day. I'm not sure what to make of my sign...
Here's a few things that have been said about my sign, Capricorn

I'm a loner who likes being surrounded by large groups of people.
I'm socialiable and dislikes people
I'm humane though I dislike helping others
I'm an air sign thats represented by the water bearer.
I'm abstract in my thinking which is usually grounded.
I'm easy to connect with because I'm stubburn, irritable and egotistical
I love new gadgets and innovations and i hate technology
I'm physically lazy and very athletic.
Im not intelligent but no worries, were geniouses
I'm a good lover but I am insensitive to my partners needs.

I'm compatible with: Aries Leos Sagittarius, Tauran, Virgos Capricorns Geminis Libras,Aquarians, Cancer, Scorpios and pisces but im not compatable with Aries Leos Sagittarius, Taureans, Virgos, Capricorns, Geminis, Libras, Aquarians, Cancer, Scorpios and Pisces.

Okay i think I got it...

And by the way I was lying. I'm an aquarius...whats your sign?