There will be no more surprise breakfast bday parties off-campus at 6am where we break into someones house and set their house alarm off, wake up their roomate and attempt to bring in like 12 people into the house. I won't explain any further but were lucky she didnt have a gun...

That being said.

This paper was due like 2 monthes ago...

Does "there was a cute girl in the lab and i was being seduced by her..." count as an excuse?

I'm writing a bunch of blog entries because, um, well im in the computer lab a lot and instead of doing work i find everything else online to be infinintely more interesting. There are sites that were custumed designed for me to fail out of college...

these sites include but are not limited to-

Facebook -Spelman should have never gotten facebook...its just an excuse for more black girls to pose with their hands on their hip and hair that was done maybe 5 minutes before. Hell if you look closely, u can see the sign to the beauty shop in the background...okay ill stop trippin, especially since im doing the same thing in mine...

Friendster- I have found this as an effective tool for connecting with people 2 days after a queer grrrls party. No seriously, i get like 4 messages the night after a party. This is also helpful when im describing someone like 'this girl, she's on my friendster page...'

Turbotax-checking to see when ill get my return, like once every 5 minutes.

Yahoo mail- i check my email like once every half hour, i actually have two yahoo addresses and one gmail account. I love opening my mail when theres a new message, the surprise of it is addictive, then you open it and its some club invite...as if we dont get at least 8 slipped under our doors every night.

Bootytalk-okay im just playing, i can just hear the people in this lab like "oh she got some nerve looking at porn in the lab". Oooh i cant stand black people

I love black people

Blogs, blogs and more blogs. I like seeing my name on other peoples blogs...it makes me feel popular. There are about 8 or 9 on the side of my page that i read regularly (regularly meaning every hour i check and see if they changed it).

I randomly google people once i figure out their last name and real first name(more importantly, how to spell it), i read those stupid human interests stories that i blame for the downfall of journalism. I get onto AIM express and chat with my friends as if i don't have a 12 page paper due.

People with ADD should be banned from the web. I also believe that people can catch ADD from the web.

I was diagnosed with ADD in middle school, even had the ritalin and the special ed classes-i have my own thoughts on the validity of this disease. I dont believe its a disorder, rather a specific mindset that incorporates all the senses into understanding at once. The problem is that we don't think linearly or in a specific prescribed order. Well at least thats my interpretation of it. No one talks about how people with ADD are very creative and have insights that other people don't. All they talk about is how they can't sit still. Mental disorders are usually not disorders just drastic and noticable differences in how people think.

But that doesnt mean i want to sit next to them on a bus while s/he talks about being arrested by a penguin while he was swimming in Hesperia(a desert). But it would make a good story if he wrote it down...i mean think about spongebob...clearly someone wasn't thinking straight-but its on TV none-the-less.

People who do think straight create interesting things too, but thats after they get on hallucinants first...

So i dont know where this blog started, just where it ends

and that this paper still isn't done.

oh and happy bday Inti...

alii