Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Just wait til u see my dick

like bam, bam, bam, bam....

that song is so vulgar. i wish i didnt like it so much

So today i worked a little on my paper(s) but then i got distracted again and shimmied on over to Morehouse to watch little dicks get big canes.

oops i meant the alpha probate.

So this is probate number 3 for alii. On the steps of King chapel, Qrescent and I waited with a crowd of maybe a hundred people, greeks and "-ill-be-greeks-someday" alike. The alphas pulled up in a limo(a noticable downsize from the fuckin helicopter they had last time) and ran up the stairs in their gold masks. They hollered a little, said some shit i dont even remember-then ran into the circle and beat the shit out of each other. Or so thats what i think happened. My 5'4 self couldnt see so a morehouse gentleman- a good 6'4-let me piggy back him. And thus began a 90 minute glorified dick fest.

Since im sickof hearing about morehouse men and their emasculated dicks which is the foundation for their whole understanding of history thus far- i took the opportunity to go watch cate's african dance class which proved to be far more entertaining.

So while at morehouse i looked around and thouht- damn- there are hella geeks at morehouse. Unlike most spelmanites, i trekover to morehouse once a month- usually to cut through. Most of the morehouse men i come in contact with are the ones that come on our campus or who are in our class. Most of these men ( im sorry 'boys') look pretty descent, body well cut etc etc. I dont see many nerds on spelman's campus but then again- i hadnt entertained the notion that maybe the geeks were to afraid to come to spelman. So looking around at the shy and ackward 'carletons'(my sisters term for black geeks) i smiled.

I'm a sucker for a nerd...

well back to these fucking papers- thanks for the encouragement everybody,
alii

4 comments:

tiona.m.. said...

squirt said i walked past you...i was angry/focused...so im sorry...see ya later...

jb said...

"like bam, bam, bam, bam....

that song is so vulgar. i wish i didnt like it so much"

classic!
jbeezy

Anonymous said...

Ali,
I am from Virginia, where I attend the very white VCU. I am dual majoring in African American Studies with a focus in Sociology and Anthropology, and I am also majoring in International Studies with a concentration in Africa. Also, I am a double minor in Political Science and Women's Studies. Whew! I hope to make my way down to ATL next year for Clark Atlanta's Africana Women's Graduate Program. Take it easy!
Ashia

Anonymous said...

hey ali,
it was Jessica Trowbridge in bezerkeley by the way....
jess