my coworkers/teammates managed to get me onto ebay.
Thus began the end of my life.
Skeptical at first(um how do i know these fools are going to send this shit?, and exactly how does the payment work? ) I called my dad to get the go ahead. ( I trust that he wouldntset me up to be the victim of identity theft)
-I have purchased a set of balls to
juggle with $.99
-a pair of abercrombie khaki pants that actually fit my short legs 1.59
-11 pairs of stud earrings from claires $.99
-Block Party SDTK for $.99(and i never buy cd's...thats what limewire is for)
-a spelman shirt for$.79
-a brandnew navy blue polo shirt $9.00
not doing so bad. This solves a few of my problems...not having money, my intense hatred of malls. I like the idea of paying 5 dollars to some 13 year old white girl who shoplifted a polo from the hollister store in colorado. Its an industry i dont mind supporting.
Now im searching around my house looking for stuff to sell off...
So i have this job which puts me on the computer for about 5 hours out of the day and gives me ample time to follow auctions. I've learned the art of getting on ebay and stealing something 15 seconds before the auction ends. Evil villain laugh....
im pleased to say, everything came in under 6 days...usually 3 days. Nothing looked like it had been malled(sp). The clothes generally fit. No complaints yet...well maybe the shipping charges.
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hilarious, alii. absolutely hilarious. oh, and once you really get into it you can step your search up by looking for expensive stuff (not sure if you really buy into the whole "luxury" bit)... i've gotten brand new, hundred-dollar skirts for 99cents before
i love ebay like it ain't nobody's business. all i've got to say is, don't get addicted. it's a hard row to hoe once you've bid on something, superbid on something (just in case) and then win only to realize that you didn't want it thatthat much or you already had it at home.
but, yes. it's the jam for real. go forth and shop!
let her know phoenix! that spelman shirt is faded as hell . . . and she bought it that way!
i guess i'll join the ebay nation eventually, but not now...not yet...you are brave alii.
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